How to be the husband of a very happy wife -
4 easy steps.
Step 1: Put on your cute new red apron that your wife got you for Valentine's Day (it says "Riche" but you can't really see it.)
Step 2: Layer scrambled eggs, sharp cheddar cheese, and applewood smoked bacon on your wife's favorite whole-grain sourdough bread. Brush on a little olive oil for nice browning.
Repeat next Sunday morning for optimum wifely happiness.