It doesn't hurt to ask for soda with every meal, no matter how unlikely it is to get it.
If you have any pain, the minute you swallow pain medication, you instantly feel better.
You might as well leave the bathroom light on for the next time you come (and the seat up as well).
There is never any need to wash your hands because they will just get dirty again anyways (and if you do wash them, don't bother with soap).
You can help out Aunt K by washing out your ice cream sundae bowl in the jacuzzi.
Three boys can never agree on one box of popsicles.
If you don't like the food being served at a meal, say you have a stomach ache.
Contrary to popular belief, Vance does not know how to tie his shoes.
No matter what time you go to bed, always try to wake up by 6:30 a.m.
Playtime is most fun when ALL the toys are out at once. And, even better the further they are scattered.
Using an indoor voice is a great accomplishment (so is not running).
"But my mom lets me do that" carries no weight at Aunt K's house.
Swimming with Drew is the most fun you'll ever have.
Anything can be accomplished with a candy bribe.
So, it's been a lot of work, but a lot of fun, and a real privilege to know my nephews so well and to spend time with them.